safety's on, dipshit

Now, I think that I should have known that he was magic all along. I did know it — but I should have guessed that it would be too much to ask to grow old with him and see our children grow up together. So now, he is a legend when he would have preferred to be a man.

"Uh, what music does my kid listen to? He’s less than 2 he listens to whatever the fuck he can hear."

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