safety's on, dipshit

Now, I think that I should have known that he was magic all along. I did know it — but I should have guessed that it would be too much to ask to grow old with him and see our children grow up together. So now, he is a legend when he would have preferred to be a man.

I’ve moved on to greater things! Such as pretending to have a love affair with pans because that’s what people think pansexuality means…

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