JAKE CAME UP AND HE WAS ALL HAPPY AND HE SAID “AND MY LOVELY CREW MEMBERS” AND TURNED TO ME AND SAID “MY BLUE HAIRED MIC GIRL” AND HUGGED ME AND THEN SAID “I LOVE YOU YOURE SO GREAT I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SMILE” I ALMOST SOBBED IM LIKE NOOOOO YOURE SO NICE
Its our first musical number and now i cant stop smiling like a dork because everyones smiling everyones so happy while they sing
EVERYONES CRYING AND HUGGING AND THE CURTAINS ARE ABOUT TO OPEN
ITS OUR LAST SHOW
I HATE THIS
i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
I’m so fucking in love with this.
how can i blacklist all posts like this can people just tag them #pseudo profound john green shit so i never have to see them
jokes are most certainly illegal. knock knock you say? ill tell you who’s there. the fucking police.
"Every one of us needs to show how much we care for each other and, in the process, care for ourselves."
life hack: if you are ever invited to a 70’s theme party, ALWAYS assume it is the 1770’s and dress up as a founding father
i like my food spicy enough for a sleeping white man three miles away to wake up sweating
protip 4 skiing: ALWAYS dress like you’re going to rob a siberian bank