i'll do whatever it takes.

so now, no matter how tough she is, no matter how hard she fights, she's always going to fail, because that's what she's based on. no matter what she's doing, or what she's trying to accomplish, just when her goal is within her reach, it gets yanked away. every. single. time.

i let my headphones dangle once and my dog fucking eats them i hate my dog

dickploma:

*michael jones voice* scuse me scuse me scuse me

cortanas:

when we was young, man did we have fun

Anonymous: im in new york and i went into the grand central station and there was a thing it was sort of like a tv but not really and jackie kennedy was on it and i thought oh hey cortanas loves jackie !!!

awww that’s cute omg thank you!!

jackie actually helped the station by drawing lots of attention to the station, and lead the campaign to prevent demolition and start the renovation of the station :) i think there’s plaque in her name somewhere in there too

i cant wait to get pale again tbh like sure being tan makes me look healthier but i’ve been pale all my life and my makeup is made to match that soooo

fuhrisky:

cortanas:

do you ever try something that tastes like shit but also tastes fucking incredible so you keep eating it???

aka semen

do you ever try something that tastes like shit but also tastes fucking incredible so you keep eating it???

cortanas:

letting people down is my thing, baby

bechnokid:

Markiplier recently beat Five Nights at Freddy’s at the highest difficulty level (20/20/20/20) and oh my god, I am so happy for him. ;w;

bechnokid:

Markiplier recently beat Five Nights at Freddy’s at the highest difficulty level (20/20/20/20) and oh my god, I am so happy for him. ;w;

i love the length my hair is at right now (except the bangs need a cut, no matter what) but its so long already, i guess i’ll start to let it grow out and if i dont like it ill cut it super short again? it’s been a long time since i’ve had long hair so this’ll be exciting

TINY